Right about now, I should be obsessed with Wentworth Miller

He's mixed. He was raised in Brooklyn. He is ha- ha- ha- hot! And he stars in a (sadly unwatchable) TV series about men in prison, a major plot line of which involves his all-body tattoo, which is a very convenient alibit for him wearing as little as possible whenever possible.

As you can see, Miss Wenworth can give good Abercra-zombie:

But can also pull off 'street':

And can even look like the second generation Ivy prepster he in fact is:

And don't even get me started on the whole "Negro Toby Maguire look":

This post began with a point. What was it? Oh, all the reasons I was supposed to be obsessed with Wentworth Miller, and the explanation why I'm actually not. Except that I cannot remember that explanation anymore.