Block-fluster

In some addled fashion, I have been to see not one but two empty calorie summer blockbusters in the past week.

The Da Vinci Code is truly a piece of shit. I used to think, when I saw people reading this trash on the subway "Oh well. At least they are reading." But now, after seeing the movie, I truly feel they would kill fewer brain cells watching television or getting high than trying to follow the "plot" of this lame rehash of Raiders of the Lost Ark (coming soon to a Bryant Park screen near you! Yay!) Tom Hanks stank, and Audrey Tatou, the French minx fromthe too-cute-by-half Amelie did us no favors by repeatedly saving his ass. The faux feminist and new agey twists of this utter clunker only add insult to injury. Talk about the con of man.

X-Men 3 proves that with the right hair dye and workout regimen, even Ben Foster can look hot.
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Wow! Talk about a mutation!